Join our Telegram group!




To celebrate the launch of our Telegram group (because you’re clearly not in enough groups already) courtesy of Clonezoneuk we are giving away this bad boy:


It’s as awesome as it looks and no doubt very fun… if you know anyone you can trust the remote to.


So if you fancy a kink focused group (not just for pups or for fans of the show!) that promises many lazy periodic Volka updates, this is the group to join.


Anyone in the group on the 31st November will be added to the prize draw (if you leave before the 31st you won’t be included).


Good luck! 😀


Terms and Conditions:


  1. Every person (excluding STWU team members) in the Telegram group on 31st November 2019 at 23.59 GMT will be added to the prize draw.
  2. A winner will be announced on the 1st December 2018.
  3. You must be 18+ to join the group and thus to enter the competition. Shut the WOOF up reserve the right to ask for proof of age and to choose another winner if insufficient ID is provided.
  4. Shut the WOOF up will pay for shipping of the item – up to £15. Any additional costs such as import tax or other tariffs or more expensive shipping methods will not be covered by Shut the WOOF up and will thus be the responsibility of the winner.
  5. Only ONE Telegram account per user may be in the STWU group. Multiple accounts are not allowed. If any user in the group is discovered to have more than one account in the group, they will be disqualified.
  6. The winner will have 7 days to respond to and accept Shut the WOOF up’s initial communication announcing their win. If after this there has been no communication and confirmation of their win, a new winner will be drawn.
  7. Users who are in the Telegram group but do not wish to be part of the competition can be removed from the running by emailing
  8. Users who leave the group, re-join and who are still in the group by the competition close will still be entered into the prize draw.
  9. Users do not need to stay in the group after the closing date to be eligible.