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What is shut the WOOF up?

Shut the WOOF up is a monthly, absurdist/comedy podcast by pups, for pups. But also NOT by pups and for non-pups too. See? It’s weird. Some might even call us a pupcast….

From dogbates and dogscussions (and many more dog related puns) on a range of weird and wonderful pup and fetish topics with a light-hearted twist, combined with a smorgasbord of weird and stupid radio sounds and jingles – Shut the WOOF up is the definitive podcast for anyone into puppy play. (Unless you find a better one, then that’s probably the definitive one).

Shut the WOOF up is independent – we are not hosted or supported by a pup event or pup website. Keep us neutral and open minded ‘n all that stuff.

Shows are pre-recorded a week before release. Or a day before if Volka is being lazy.

Please note: The show may contain strong language and references to the more adult side of puppy play and is therefore aimed at those aged 18 years or over.

Where can I find RSS and iTunes links?

Right here!



Want to be on the show or give someone a shout out?

We know that the best chats come from eclectic opinions – that’s why we want to hear from YOU. That’s right, random person staring at the screen! You.

We want a range of personalities and backgrounds on the show, from event runners to those just here for the tails. From male to female everything in between and more, all orientations and from anywhere in the world (through the power of Skype!). Even if you’re a pony, cat, pig, dom, handler or newbie, we welcome all!

If you want to be on the show, get in touch. Note: Shows are filmed in London or Manchester. You should read our MO before this though (it’s just below).

If you want us to shout out your event or a friend’s birthday or an anniversary or anything else that’s nice you can get in touch via the link above.

NOTE: We are not affiliated with any guests directly and their opinions are strictly their own. We’re not here to kiss ass and be friends with everyone, we’re just here to have a laugh and promote different opinions, so please don’t think we endorse all the opinions of those we bring on as guests. We just believe the best conversations come from different opinions – even if we don’t agree with them!

Want to help us or advertise/promote something?

To stay as independent as possible, we do not form official partnerships or allow us to be hosted by anyone else (what’s that, you’re offering one million pounds? Well, there goes our integrity).

However, we do rely on the kindness of others to donate prizes and spread the word. We will shout out and mention whoever helps us in this way. So for example, if you’re looking to get the word out on a new product you’re selling, we can review it and/or donate it as a prize. We will mention your website and any promotional codes you want to pass on – to give you the maximum thanks we can on air.

Please note however, to remain neutral, we will review your products respectfully – but truthfully!

Sounds good? Get in touch.

Have an idea for a DOGscussion or DOGbate topic?

Great! Go here and tell us what you think we should be talking about. If we select your topic, we’ll give you a shout out!

Want to help us out in other ways?

Turns out the microphones and software needed to run this thing are actually kinda expensive. Who would have thought. If you have spare microphones and cables or stands and music/radio experience get in touch! Because we don’t have that experience. Or the kit.

Or if you think you can help us in another way, get in touch!

(ie: send help noaw plz).

Want to give us feedback?

Think the show was rubbish? Have some thoughts on how we can improve?


You can get in touch via the contact page with what you want to say: or if you have telegram seek us out on that!

Oh – and we welcome compliments too… it helps us to know what we’re doing right.